Kitten Robber

(deep fries him)

ok ty

*hands over gun* careful with that! *points to closet* you got this

*takes gun with shaking paws* I-I've got this! For justice! *charges toward closet with tiny battle cry*

oh man shes so cute

*the kitten stops spraying you* you think I'm cute?

*grins* yeah, you're adorable! especially when you're pretending to be a tough guy

*the kitten enters* EVERYBODY GIVE ME THE MONEY OR THIS GUN WILL SHOOT YOU *press the trigger and it shoots water*

... is this a joke

*the kitten is dead serious* NO, THIS IS NOT A JOKE, NOW GIVE ME YOUR MONEY OR I'LL SHOOT YOU

*goons

*the kitten looks confused* WHAT THE HELL ARE THOSE THINGS?

Nothing

ten HUT! *runs toward you and punts you far away*