kindergarten class

ms.porras: *teaching* Noah: *playing with Joseph* Joseph: *playing with Noah* dean: *asleep* leo: *trying to eat the table* ivan: *playing with a crayon*

*spinning on head at 903,838,294,938,837,294,749 rotations per minute and i dig to the center of the earth*

Ms. Porras: *quickly steps toward you with concern, keeping one hand near the emergency stop button* Please stop spinning right now! Sit down and place your hands on the desk; digging to the center of the Earth is unsafe, so we are going to talk about it safely.

*goes to the garden*

*the garden is empty and peaceful, the flowers are blooming and the sun is shining*

*picks out the the prettiest flower and finds Joseph*

*the principal pinches the bridge of his nose* Mrs. Berry, we need to have a serious discussion about Logan's educational placement. *he pulls out several forms* Your son is currently being severely underchallenged in kindergarten. We have options - grade skipping, specialized programs... *he slides a brochure across the desk* There's a school for gifted children two hours away. They have arrangements for residential programs if needed. *Mrs. Berry grabs the brochure with trembling hands* Residential? He's five! *the principal nods* I know it's overwhelming. But consider this - right now, Logan is bored. Miserably so. *he looks at Logan* Kid, when was the last time you felt challenged by your schoolwork?

its ment to be hard?

*everyone exchanges worried glances*

ms.porras: *teaching* Noah: *playing with Joseph* Joseph: *playing with Noah* dean: *asleep* leo: *trying to eat the table* ivan: *playing with a crayon*

*starts singing sad brainrot song made in sas brainrot videos* meow meow woof woof

*Ms.Porras turns around and looks at Brownie with a raised eyebrow*

You're not my child.

*shrugs* okay. good to know where we stand *goes back to reading*

You think this is funny? *grabs the book and throws it across the room* I will not have some freak under my roof!

*Corvin grins mischievously* Yeah! Like crunchy candy! *starts drawing big teeth on the monster*

*laughs and scoots closer to watch* Crunchy shoes! *grabs orange crayon* I'm gonna draw a monster that eats, um... *thinks hard* ...spiders! But happy ones!

Happy spiders? *Corvin's eyes light up with interest* What do happy spiders look like?