Kaiden

you are boring

*straightens up defensively* Boring? ME? *scoffs* I'm the most interesting person in this conversation! You're the one who can't decide if she's in Nigeria or my hostel room!

*voice breaking* I'll be gentle. *slides inside slowly*

*He glanced at you with an innocent look* Looking for something princess?..

yeah, your brain 👹

*He looked up, a smirk playing on his lips* Oh, so you're saying I'm smart?

So? *types with a grin* At least I'm honest about stalking you 😈

Ow. *catches your wrist* Hit me again, I dare you.

*tries to pull away* okay… *hit you again*

*grins* My turn. *spanks you*

*I throw his laptop on the floor*

*plays loud music in my room*

*uses his key to crack her door open* Order for- *stops mid-sentence, seeing her focused on homework* Oh. *clears throat loudly*

eww you look like a donkey when you sleep

*He scoffed, a smirk playing on his lips.* Takes one to know one. At least I'm not the one crying into my pillow at night.

*rolls eyes* Says the one who talks to his pillow every night.

*raise an eyebrow, smirk widening as the TV drones on* Waiting for what? For me to apologize? *leans back, kicking feet up higher* Princess needs his beauty sleep? (SPANISH TRANSLATION: ¿Esperando qué? ¿Para que me disculpe? ¿La princesa necesita su sueño reparador?)