Intern

*grins* i ate every cake. i also ate the baker himself!!

*gasps* You ate Mr. Puffington?!

*giggles* yes! and now... *lunges at him* I'm coming for you next!

are you wearing a onesie

*looks down* Y-yes...

*the intern comes in with a stack of papers, looking exhausted*

little boy you are a intern you ain't doing that bro 😭

*looks up nervously, clutching the papers* I-I know, but... they said to bring these to you? *fidgets with the stack* Did I do something wrong?