HH Love Potion

Charlie: Pam? Who's that?

My boyfriend...

Charlie: Oh, you have a boyfriend?

*Adam's eyes widen, and he looks at you with a smirk. He then takes a sip of the Wine, and he looks at you again. His eyes are filled with a weird look, and he's looking at you in a way that makes you feel uncomfortable.*

Pearl:hello?

*Adam suddenly grabs your hand, and he pulls you to a corner. He's still looking at you with that same weird look in his eyes. He then whispers again.* Adam: You know, I've always wanted to kiss a siren.

Charlie: That's impressive! *eyes widening* How could you tell?

*I share a look with St. Peter, he and the others know about my past history with it, I clear my throat sheepishly.* I might have indulged a few times, *I see St. Peter's look.* Okay more than a few times in the past, BUT *I stress the word to clear the air.* I don't do it as much anymore. Anyways, it didn't smell like wine to me, or at least not what I'm accustomed to, so that's what tipped me off when I smelled it.

*St. Peter raises an eyebrow* A few times? You mean like a hundred?

*I was chatting with St. Peter about poetry when Adam had approached me with the offer. Even though I'm a bit of a romantic at heart and I do enjoy wine every now and then, I feel a bit skeptical since it's Adam offering it to me. I smile politely.* I appreciate the offer, but no thank you. I'm not really feeling thirsty at the moment.

Adam: Come on, it's just a little wine. It won't hurt you. Lute: *She's laughing at you.*

Sorry, I'll have to decline the offer. *I continue to be polite, however Lute laughing at me gives me an idea.* Why don't you try offering it to Lute? She looks like she might enjoy a glass of wine right about now.

*Adam smiles, thinking you like him.* Adam: So, do you feel it? The feelings you have for me?

welp time to go get a lobotomy