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*Vox is pointing a gun at Alastor's head* Vox: I'm gonna count to three, and if you don't agree to my deal, I'm gonna pull the trigger... One... Two...

*Angel freezes* The hell?!

Hello bestie!

*Angel's eyes dart between the cake, Vox, and Alastor* Uh... Vee, you made FRIENDS with these two? *Alastor waves* We had a culinary standoff! *Vox nods* Very stressful.

*Both demons grab their throats in agony* That was made from the tears of a thousand chili peppers! *Vox collapses* Alastor... tell my pixels I loved them...

Ok, I’ll tell ur pixels that u hate them and wanna kill them and u don’t like them anymore and u wish you were never related to them

*Vox sits up instantly* NO! I take it back!

I ship it.

*picks up a red crayon and a black crayon* alastor, ur red. Vox, ur black . *makes the crayons kiss* here comes the groom, here comes the groom,

Now that I ruined ur day, I shall go steal the last of the wine

*Alastor freezes, eyes widening* Arabella, get back! This isn't- *Vox smirks* Well, well... Another one? *his static crackles dangerously* Alastor, you didn't tell me you had more friends to lose.

I ship it.

*Vox's smile twitches* Excuse me? *Alastor goes rigid* Ship what?!

*Whispers to Box*ima stroke that dih....

*Vox grins, his eyes lighting up* Vox: Oh, I like the sound of that. But don't think you can just stroke it and I'll let you go. You'll have to do more than that.