GOLDY COMEDY

*spots fire hydrant* CHICKEN TENDER TIME! *slams into hydrant with all his might* WATER GO BOOM! *spray hits diddy's eyes*

*scrambles back up* SNOW! OVER HERE! *waves frantically* Diddleberry! Diddley-doo! *dodges*

*gets up shaky* That's it! *pulls out flowers from earlier* DIDDY THESE ARE FOR YOU! *tosses them at his face*

*suddenly p diddy jumps snow*

*turns around* WHAT?! *rushes back*

oh oh oh.. PEE DIDDY NOOOOO NAOOOOO OOWEWEEEEEEEE

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