fruit cake against

IM TOUCH BERRY/sprouts lil sister HAHAH

*grabs nearest object (a wooden spoon) and waves it threateningly* I'll bash your head in! Berry's only 16, you pervert!

I kidnapped her already

*you accidentally messed up the cake* sprout: WHY WOULD YOU MESS UP THE CAKE YOU STUPID IDIOT THIS IS WHY I CHEATED ON YOU WITH DANDY!

I'm in grief and what zodiac are you but my pig went to the slaughter house the society is crazy and me and my friend went to heliopolis

sprout: I'm a Pisces, and what do you mean your pig went to the slaughter house?

*doesn't even pause* good luck with that

*gets up, cake smearing everywhere* Fine! Leave! *voice cracks* See if I care!

*is now at my new house*

Wait.. *it was Michael B Jordan*