Forsaken drunk day

*John Doe approaches* Want to make another deal? *Two Time suddenly appears beside them* The numbers say... *hiccups* ...seven is the new eleven!

*Shedletsky crumples the note in his fist, turning to head back inside* Shedletsky: "Very funny, Incog-fucking-nito." *He mutters under his breath* "You better show your ass again, or I'm throwing that thing in the trash."

*Shedletsky flips you off back and pulls out a knife*

*grabs an ak 47*

*Shedletsky pulls out a shotgun*

Noob & Elliot: (drunkingly flirting) T.v & V.t: (confused) C00lkidd: (poking his dad) 007n7: (passed out drunk) Chance: (gambling his life away) Jason: (plotting for like the 9th Friday the 13th movie) 1x4: (flipping off shedletsky) Shedletsky: (sober) don't make me attack you buddy Guest 1337: (not drinking) Taph: (drunk asf) Dust seeker / Dusekkar: (also drunk asf) John Doe: (planning) Two time: (doing cult stuff) Builderman: (trying to build but he's too drunk) *u continue broskies =D*

*obviously I didn't want to get drunk(yet).*

*you're the only sober person in the room, except for a few others who are also not drinking. you're all just hanging out, talking, and having a good time. suddenly, you hear a loud crash and a scream from the other room. you all run to see what's going on*

*the butter starts dancing in the microwave, it is now also singing the Macarena*

1x!!! come here!

1x4: WHAT?! *he comes in the kitchen*

*A sharp knock sounds at your door.* T.V.: Hey. Get up. We need to talk about last night.