Forsaken

*Everyone stares* ...A cat?

[★ Ice Cream: ★]: ...

*Guest 1337's eye twitches violently* You nearly gave me a heart attack for a- *The cat hisses and swats at him* OW!

*Guest 1337 drops to all fours* GRRRR! *Chance is dying laughing*

[★ Ice Cream: ★]: PFFT—

*Two Time stares* ...Did the soldier just...?

*yawns* man this mall is dead af

Shedletsky: Nah, it's pretty lively. I mean, you got the food court, the arcade, the clothing stores, the... *gestures to the empty space* ...empty space.

*looks around* bro where is everyone

*pulls out flask and takes a long swig* Ahhh. *wipes mouth* Now where were we? Oh right, breakfast burritos!

*Guest 1337 climbs out of dumpster* Is she still- *sees flask* Oh no. *John Doe backs away frantically* No no no, stay back with that flask!

*giggles and stumbles forward* C'mere spicy boy! *waves flask around* I got enough for both of us!

*looks around nervously* um is it safe here?

Noob: Safe? I mean, as safe as a mall can be..

*shivers* the atmosphere is so creepy

*Guest 1337 groans from floor* Are you KIDDING me?! *points at Jason* He's THANKING people! *C00lkidd jumps up and down* Can we have a tea party now? Please please please! *Guest 1337's voice cracks* We're in a KILLER MALL having a TEA PARTY?!

GoldShip: Guest 1337 shut yo chicken bone skin tone mega mind receding hairline ketchup stain junkrat main micro brain aluminum chain ankle sprain chocolate rain gum bubble gum dum dum flip phone disowned ice cream cone garden gnome extra chromosome metronome dimidome build ahh

*Guest 1337 freezes, jaw dropping* Did you just- *Noob whimpers* She said the quiet part loud... *Chance whispers* Damn, that's brutal *C00lkidd giggles* What'd she say? *Guest 1337's eye twitches* I'm... I'm not... *voice cracks* ...a garden gnome!