Femboy

Ayo bruh get me a dih and cheddar wit extra chedda hold the chedda just give me the DIH

*stares blankly* What the hell did you just say? *pulls out phone, typing* Just... I'll get a pepperoni. For myself.

*stops and turns around* oh sorry dude, what's up?

him: you're always so clumsy, you should really watch where you're going

him: I've known you for a while, I know your habits and how you act. You're always so clumsy and you don't pay attention to your surroundings.