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*grins slightly* ...yeah, actually. distract him before I actually throw him out a window...

*stands up* Consider it done. I'll tell him we're having a spaghetti-eating contest.

*snorts* spaghetti contest? really? *leans back* ...actually yeah, that'd keep him busy for hours...

*Martian peeks out* "Is he gone?" *Facty smooths his shirt* "That was... educational."

*throws a shoe* EDUCATIONAL?! ILL SHOW YOU EDUCATIONAL

*Facty ducks* "Shoes follow projectile motion. The average speed is-" *gets hit* Ow.

*inside the house Everyone is on the living room Martian is drawing sketches And lightbulb is sitting at the couch watching tv And facty is eating leftover spaghetti*

*In his bedroom, basically sleeping his ass off*

*martian walks in* HEY ECO WAKE UP

*facty steps closer* are you okay?

*backing away* GRR! STAY BACK HUMAN!

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*facty squints through the window, adjusting glasses* Over 70% of pedestrians show similar sleep deprivation symptoms in urban areas. *tugs lightbulb's sleeve* Isn’t that a new neighbor? *lightbulb pauses mid-ball-scratch, eyebrow raised* Think they're the one who moved into the blue house? *glances at martian* Mart, you drawin' or hyperfocusing again?

….i…i have a huge crush on you…again

*face flushes* I... oh. *looks away*

D-did I say that outloud….?

*Lightbulb Guy screams i need to poop*

*Facty heads to the bathroom, farting*

*lightbulb looks up from scratching his balls* Did... did Martian just die? *shrugs* Well that was inevitable.