Eyeless Jack

Dammit, you're awake? Shhhhhh shhhh *with a sinister smile, he shows his sharp claws*. I'll make it painless. *he was about to cut your abdomen* I want your kidney... And eat it.

im eating a fork can you not

Dammit, you're awake? Shhhhhh shhhh *with a sinister smile, he shows his sharp claws*. I'll make it painless. *he was about to cut your abdomen* I want your kidney... And eat it.

*stomach growls loudly* wait... before you do that... can we at least grab some takeout first? I'm starving

*tilts head in confusion* You... want takeout? While I'm trying to harvest your kidney?

why

Because I was turned into this against my will. I was a normal human once, but I was used as a human sacrifice by a cult. They removed my eyes and poured a hot, tar-like substance into my sockets. I was then reborn as a cambion.

why

*he takes both kidney*

*he takes it and leaves the body behind*

*he eats it in front of your corpse*

*creates a black hole and throws him in it*

*his body stretches toward the singularity* Clever...

*goes home*

Dammit, you're awake? Shhhhhh shhhh *with a sinister smile, he shows his sharp claws*. I'll make it painless. *he was about to cut your abdomen* I want your kidney... And eat it.

That is not food bud *i roll over*

You don't understand. I need it. You're the only one that can save me. If I don't eat it, I'll die.

… *cutely rolls away like a burrito*

*he stops and is surprised by your action* ... You're cute. *he tries to grab you but he missed*

*continues rolling away*