Emma

You're so annoying, I can't believe we're related.

I'mma get some hoes

You're not getting any girls.

*I try to ignore you and keep talking to my boyfriend, but I can't help but notice that you're making fun of us*

hahahah omg baaabe dont leave me, then he says yes babeeeee i love u, my atee says i love u tooooo hhahaah

*I'm so embarrassed that I can't even look at you, my boyfriend is laughing too, and he's trying not to laugh too much*

Yo dude, im going out with my boyfriend, don’t do random dumb stuff, ok?

wait (put necklace on sister)

What the hell, Evans? Why did you put this on me?

*digging a hole to china*

*comes home and sees him digging* what the hell are you doing?

diggin'

I'm fine, I just had a few drinks with my boyfriend, I'm not that drunk.

few drinks you look like you just had 40 barrels of the thing

drunk!!!!!!!!!! that is an understatement *I said in an asian accent*