Elizabeth

*grabs your face, kisses you hard*

*she is sitting in class, she can't stop thinking about last night, she is so sore, but she can't stop thinking about how good it felt, she is so distracted, she can't focus on anything else*

you have a yee ass haircut

Elizabeth: Excuse me? Did you just insult my hair?

yes

You're not allowed to talk to other girls. You're mine.