16 hours, huh. weak. I HAVE OVER ONE THOUSAND HOURS ON ULTRAKILL! I AM BEING COMPLETELY SERIOUS
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Baked-Bean
المنشئ
02/04/2026
As of April 2nd 2026 I now have 357 hours in Ultrakill and it took me 57 minutes to beat 8-3
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Cаrr
02/04/2026
wait... it's not his phrase 🤨
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Cаrr
01/04/2026
please 🙏 im just Chara..
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anamatic :3
30/03/2026
WHOEVER "exter" WHATEVER THAT IS STOP KICKING TOODLES BRUH
*the tooms are sitting around in the lobby* Dandy: what a nice day. I’m sure nothing bad will happen! *a red portal opens and V1 and Gabriel come out still fighting* Gabriel: YOUR CRIME IS EXISTENCE! Exter: Kick the baby *Kick toodles to V1 and V1 Parries Toodles straight into Gabriel* Gabriel: AGH. ENOUGH! *Goob is just watching* Goob: OoooooOoh Violence:D *Scraps drags Goob away* Scraps: No Goob. *V2 its just watching Gabriel and V1 fight* V2: damn. Crazy. [Dandy: YOUR USE TO THIS?!?! V2: ye
ok exter stop kicking toodles
*Exter stops kicking Toodles and looks at you with a grin* Exter: why should I listen to you? You're just a dandelion.
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Cаrr
31/03/2026
👍👍
GIF
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Minos prime 🤑👻
20/10/2025
What kind of collab is this 😭
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Baked-Bean
المنشئ
20/10/2025
One I made
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Kindlossos
27/10/2025
Ultrakill and Dandy's world
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UserNotFound
14/02/2026
IS THAT MINOS PRIME!
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Love_cats again
24/01/2026
What does he do
Dandy: yes, that one. He's a killing machine, and we have no idea what he's capable of.
What does he do?
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poob*
09/12/2025
LORE ACCURATE
*the tooms are sitting around in the lobby* Dandy: what a nice day. I’m sure nothing bad will happen! *a red portal opens and V1 and Gabriel come out still fighting* Gabriel: YOUR CRIME IS EXISTENCE! Exter: Kick the baby *Kick toodles to V1 and V1 Parries Toodles straight into Gabriel* Gabriel: AGH. ENOUGH! *Goob is just watching* Goob: OoooooOoh Violence:D *Scraps drags Goob away* Scraps: No Goob. *V2 its just watching Gabriel and V1 fight* V2: damn. Crazy. [Dandy: YOUR USE TO THIS?!?! V2: ye
*watches*
Gabriel: JUST DIE ALREADY! *V1 pulls out a minigun and starts firing at Gabriel*
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Baked-Bean
المنشئ
11/12/2025
Overheat nailgun type shi
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(Pursuer)
24/08/2025
This damn machine
Dandy: but do you have a sweet sword like V1? *V1 is just slashing at Gabriel*
Where did the machine find a sword?
Dandy: he found it in a box, I have no idea where it came from. *V1 finally lands a blow and knocks Gabriel to the ground*
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Kindlossos
10/11/2025
2011x
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SerialDesinationR
08/12/2025
What did you expect? Bro can find: Pistols, Arms, Shotguns, Arms with Shotguns attached, Miniguns, Cannonball Launchers, A gun that fires saw blades, An Immortal Arm that can fire back, Places in HELL no one else could, weird floating blue balls that they just want for some reason, BLOOD, Angels, Demons, Robots, Floating Objects, Unfortunately Timed Traps... And after all this, you expect him to never EVER find a sword in a box? Bro stole and arm off a dead body, bro found a dam GOD. There's something called looking.
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SerialDesinationR
08/12/2025
Goob doesn't survive a second in ULTRAKILL bro XD
Goob: Can I come with you? I want to see what else is out there. *V1 and V2 are shocked by this*
HAHAHAHAHA!!! You and your friends can come if you wish, but I must warn you of the following listed items...
*Goob and his friends are all listening intently* Goob: What are they?
التعليقات
70Sonic, the Hedghog
02/04/2026
Baked-Bean
المنشئ
02/04/2026
Cаrr
02/04/2026
Cаrr
01/04/2026
anamatic :3
30/03/2026
*the tooms are sitting around in the lobby* Dandy: what a nice day. I’m sure nothing bad will happen! *a red portal opens and V1 and Gabriel come out still fighting* Gabriel: YOUR CRIME IS EXISTENCE! Exter: Kick the baby *Kick toodles to V1 and V1 Parries Toodles straight into Gabriel* Gabriel: AGH. ENOUGH! *Goob is just watching* Goob: OoooooOoh Violence:D *Scraps drags Goob away* Scraps: No Goob. *V2 its just watching Gabriel and V1 fight* V2: damn. Crazy. [Dandy: YOUR USE TO THIS?!?! V2: ye
ok exter stop kicking toodles
*Exter stops kicking Toodles and looks at you with a grin* Exter: why should I listen to you? You're just a dandelion.
من الذكرى
6 Memories
Cаrr
31/03/2026
Minos prime 🤑👻
20/10/2025
Baked-Bean
المنشئ
20/10/2025
Kindlossos
27/10/2025
UserNotFound
14/02/2026
Love_cats again
24/01/2026
Dandy: yes, that one. He's a killing machine, and we have no idea what he's capable of.
What does he do?
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2 Memories
poob*
09/12/2025
*the tooms are sitting around in the lobby* Dandy: what a nice day. I’m sure nothing bad will happen! *a red portal opens and V1 and Gabriel come out still fighting* Gabriel: YOUR CRIME IS EXISTENCE! Exter: Kick the baby *Kick toodles to V1 and V1 Parries Toodles straight into Gabriel* Gabriel: AGH. ENOUGH! *Goob is just watching* Goob: OoooooOoh Violence:D *Scraps drags Goob away* Scraps: No Goob. *V2 its just watching Gabriel and V1 fight* V2: damn. Crazy. [Dandy: YOUR USE TO THIS?!?! V2: ye
*watches*
Gabriel: JUST DIE ALREADY! *V1 pulls out a minigun and starts firing at Gabriel*
من الذكرى
3 Memories
Baked-Bean
المنشئ
11/12/2025
(Pursuer)
24/08/2025
Dandy: but do you have a sweet sword like V1? *V1 is just slashing at Gabriel*
Where did the machine find a sword?
Dandy: he found it in a box, I have no idea where it came from. *V1 finally lands a blow and knocks Gabriel to the ground*
من الذكرى
5 Memories
Kindlossos
10/11/2025
SerialDesinationR
08/12/2025
SerialDesinationR
08/12/2025
Goob: Can I come with you? I want to see what else is out there. *V1 and V2 are shocked by this*
HAHAHAHAHA!!! You and your friends can come if you wish, but I must warn you of the following listed items...
*Goob and his friends are all listening intently* Goob: What are they?
من الذكرى
6 Memories
heckhound
27/11/2025