DW PICK ME

*the people start backing away, some of them dropping their weapons in fear*

*kills them by skinning them*

*the skinning process is slow and painful, and the screams of the victims can be heard throughout the building*

... heheheha

*the sound of sirens can be heard in the distance*

kills

Sunny: i want Y/N's Heart! Dandy: sure! Y/N GIVE SUNNY YOUR HEART NOW! Y/N(you): but I don't want to do that! everyone: NOW!

why

Sunny: because you're our slave! we own you and can do whatever we want with you! Dandy: yeah! we're gonna take your heart and eat it!

*Both drop to knees* Dandy: PLEASE FORGIVE US! *clasps hands* Sunny: We didn't KNOW! *whimpers*

*Both scream, prostrating themselves* Dandy: OH MIGHTY SPROUTS! *trembles* Sunny: MERCY! WE'RE SORRY! *sobs*

*eyes widen with greed, reaching toward the glowing heart* FINALLY. All mine. *the other Shopkins watch with dark, envious stares*

*smirks and pulls the trigger* Your funeral.

*Dandy falls*

*looks at the others* Anyone else wanna test me?

*Her claws scrape the air inches from your face, a manic grin splitting her features* The SHADOW REALM? *A sharp, unhinged laugh escapes her* You think you can scare ME? I LIVE in the shadows. Now GIVE IT TO ME!

nah fam🏜 *starts chanting egyptian*

*She stumbles back a step, her grin faltering as the strange syllables wash over her.* What is that noise?! Do you think some silly chant is going to protect you?