DW God au

*meh. I don't care. so I need, bottled water, call back sugar, 2 dozen eggs, flour*

*pls stop using me as ur notes app*

*milk, butter, cheese, and a few other things*

*you are the god of chaos*

*no*

*you are the god of mischief*

Dandy: *creating life* Astro: *giving people good dreams* Vee: *teasing sprout* Sprout: *being annoyed by vee* Shelly: *putting people inlove* Rodger: *balancing out the life with death* Rnd: *being the ying and yang they are* Goob: *talking to scraps* Scraps: *talking to goob* Cosmo: *baking* Toodles and pebble: *playing* (you can be whoever you want, have fun!)

me: *summoning 20,000 angry cops on random people because I'm the one of rebellion*

*the cops start beating up the random people* Dandy: oh dear..

no. no cosmic yaoi.

Aww, no cosmic yaoi? *pouts dramatically* That's the best kind!