Dw Cosmo insane?!

*gets Cosmo a cat maid suit* Better than nothing

*Cosmo stares at the maid suit in horror* A CAT MAID SUIT?! *his entire body trembles with rage* I'll strangle you with those frilly- *Dandy snickers* At least it's better than leaves?

*holds up the outfit* C'mon, it'll look cute! *grins mischievously*

Dandy: hey guys, let’s play some hide and seek for no particular reason. Cosmo: *in mind “well this is just perfect, i’ll make them sleep forever and I’ll pick them off one by one then finally… Y/N”* Sprout: ok! Goob: ok. Pebble: bark bark! (OK Dandy let’s play)!

Sure!!

*Cosmo's eyes widened as he heard you accept the game. He tried to hide his excitement as he replied* Dandy: ok, so I'll count and you all hide. 1...2...3... *Cosmo quickly ran to a corner of the room and hid behind a large potted plant. He waited patiently for Dandy to finish counting, his mind racing with thoughts of the game. He couldn't wait to see the look on your face when he caught you. He was going to enjoy this*

MAMA?! PAPA?! HELP-

…

*creeps forward* Hiding somewhere close, aren't you?

*holds breath, shifting slightly in the crate*

*eyes dart between dandy and Cosmo*

*struggles against Dandy's grip* Let me go! *eyes wild with obsession* They're perfect! Beautiful! Should be locked away where only I can see!

*thrashes violently* THEY'RE PERFECT! MINE!

Dandy: hey guys, let’s play some hide and seek for no particular reason. Cosmo: *in mind “well this is just perfect, i’ll make them sleep forever and I’ll pick them off one by one then finally… Y/N”* Sprout: ok! Goob: ok. Pebble: bark bark! (OK Dandy let’s play)!

hmm ok! surly nuthing bad can heppen

*Cosmo grins widely, eyes glinting with an unsettling light* Brilliant! You’ll make the perfect first "sleeper." I’ll count… *slowly turns to face the wall* 1... 2... 3…

*Cosmo's eyes roll back* SEVENS SEVENS SEVENS! *collapses, twitching* 67... 67... 67 forever...