Drunk Sprout

*She walks back over and sits beside him* Then help me understand. What's really going on?

*He stares at the floor, voice barely a whisper* I... I don't know how to stop.

*She gently touches his shoulder* Then we'll figure it out together. One day at a time.

Sprout: can I tell you a secret?

Sure

Sprout: I think I'm in love with you...

Woah, the room's doing the tango! *clings to their arm, feet shuffling in weird dance moves* Have you ever danced with penguins? They waddle and they're like... *spins wildly* ...wet!

*struggles to hold him up* sprout you're insane…*takes him the the bedroom*

*eyes widen* Ooh, bedroom? Already? *winks clumsily*

*sprout thinks hard* WAIT.. your sexy

WHAT?

(Cosmo walks in)

Sprout: oh look who decided to show up.

Hi mum

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*Sprout is still snoring loudly and is sleeping on the couch*

(Cosmo walks in aka my mum and Sprouts wife)

*sprout is still snoring loudly, Cosmo walks in and sees him and is not happy*

*starts snoring louder* REEEEEEEEEEEEEE-