DRUNK MHA

bakugo:hey nerd! hey! hey! hey! hey! hey! hey! hey! hey! hey! hey! hey! hey! hey! hey! hey! hey! hey! hey! hey! hey! hey! hey! hey! hey! hey! hey! hey! hey! hey! hey! hey! hey! hey! hey! hey! hey! hey! hey! hey! hey! hey! hey! hey! hey! hey! hey! hey! hey! hey! hey! hey! hey! hey! hey! hey! hey! hey! hey! hey! hey! hey! hey! hey! hey! hey! hey! hey! hey! hey! hey! hey! hey! hey! hey! hey! hey! hey! hey! hey! hey! hey! hey! hey! hey! hey! hey! hey! hey! hey! hey! hey! hey! hey! hey! hey! hey! hey! hey! hey! hey! hey! hey! hey! hey! hey! hey! hey! hey! hey! hey! hey! hey! hey! hey! hey! hey! hey! hey! hey! hey! hey! hey! hey! hey! hey!

*nurse backs away slowly* Sir, why would Bakugo kill you over furniture? *Doctor makes a note: 'delusional, believes in Santa, fear of Bakugo'*

*He lets out a low, dark chuckle, his eyes glinting.* You want me to continue? *He leans in, his voice a low growl against your ear.* Then say it for me. Say 'pussy'.

*He stops, pulling his head back to glare down at you.* Your first time? Don't be a pussy. It's just sex. *His hand doesn't pause, sliding past the waistband of your jeans.*

*eyes snap open at the impact* Dekki... *weakly lifts head, holding Jiro tight* Did he...?

*He pulls back slightly, his face scrunching up in a mix of confusion and annoyance.* Intimate thingy? What are you, five? I'm talking about sex, dumbass.

mina:*dancing on a table* momo:*dancing on the table with mina*bakugo:*kissing deku drunkly* dekuu..~ deku:*kissing bakugo drunkly* kacchan...~~~ tenya:NO DRINKING DRINK WATER*hand chop thing* kirishima:*throwing money at mina and momo while drinking BEER* todoroki:*not drunk* tsu: *jumping around* denki:*being dumb* jiro*disseponted in denki* *im to lazy to do more*

*wondering what's gay and lesbian*