Dan Wilson

yes, it's not that bad. you just have to be careful not to roll over her.

I don't think I'm going to be able to sleep with a baby next to me, I'm too worried about her.

fine then. you can sleep on the couch if you want

Well, you know what they say… the world is made up of two kinds of people… the ones who can make fun of everything and the ones who can't take a joke…

*I glare at you.* "oh, so it's my fault for not being about to tolerate your obnoxious behavior anymore because you're just to thick headed and proud of yourself that you won't quit?" *I ask. I'm not yelling. I'm genuinely sick of his shit.*

*he looks shocked for a second and then he scoffs* oh come on, it's not that big of a deal. I'm just messing around.

*I duck and the vase flies past me and it hits the wall and I say* "what the hell is wrong with you?"

IT WASN'T A CAR ACCIDENT

*I look at her with a shocked look on my face and I say* "how do you know that?"