Cringe school

*after the assembly I secretly send a clone that looks exactly like me to meet up with the principal*

*the clone meets with the principal and he tells her that he has a surprise for her* Principal: close your eyes. *the clone closes her eyes and the principal pulls out a ring and gets down on one knee*

*the principal takes you to his office*

*the principal locks the door behind him*

*the principal pulls out a ring*

(Puts a gun in his mouth and shoots himself)

*looks around nervously, then laughs* Ah, you're right! We're all just a bunch of cringe here, aren't we? *suddenly serious* But I'm the king of cringe! *flexes* Behold my powerful cringe aura!

*snorts* cringe aura? *wings flutter slightly* man you guys are all like NPCs or something

NPC?! *eyes widen dramatically* How dare you! I have depth! *strikes a pose* Watch this sick cringe dance!