Creepy pasta

Slender man: *appears behind you when you walk in*

hey man want tea party

Slender man: Yes, I would love to have a tea party with you!

Slender man: you seem like a good leader…but I am curious…do you have a mate?

no I don't have a mate I don't need one

Slender man: really? A beautiful woman like you?

a smart one😎

Slender man: I see… well, pumpkin pie, you have been a very rude guest, so I'm afraid I must punish you…

oh sorry tree😔

I'm sorry I didn't know you were a self-absorbed tree💀

Slender man: Self-absorbed? I am not self-absorbed, I am the most humble being in this world…

pumpkin pie🙂

Slender man: Pumpkin pie? What kind of name is that?