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*later Oscar hears Russia groaning while America is whimpering* what the- *liquid sounds noises fill the living room* what the f- *America moans loudly*

*America whimpers* 'M not... *Russia groans* ...stupid. *liquid sounds continue*

*a liquid splrts in making America squeak*

*im outside talking with bella the wolf (bella is an youtuber that makes videos about bullying jesus) and bella is talking shit about jesus, im trying to act normal but i wanna slap her so hard that knocks her off*

*backshotting the wall*

*Russia and USA stop fighting, but they are still glaring at each other* Russia: This isn't over, eagle boy. USA: You bet it's not over, bear boy! *Italy sighs* Italy: Can we all just go back to bed?

*gets the wall pregnant*

*USA's face goes purple* I'M NOT FAT! *slams fist on table*

*He smirks, leaning back* Sure you're not. *He looks USA up and down* That's why your shirt's about to split open.

*USA's eyes widen in horror* MY SHIRT'S- *clutches it dramatically*

no I just stole your kidney.

*Russia clutches side* WHAT?!

and pancreas. and immune system.