country talk

*Germany looks back at the baby, and he can't help but feel a sense of responsibility. He's going to be a father, and he needs to be ready for it. He looks at France, and he asks* Germany: Do you think we should get married?

*France is surprised by this, and he looks at Germany. He can't believe he just asked that. He's never thought about marriage before, and he's not sure how he feels about it. He looks back at the baby, and he can't help but feel a little bit of resentment towards it*

France: oh, I'll take care of him! I love kids!

Russia: OH, YOU TWO ARE SO CHILDISH! *Russia grabs a glass of water and throws it at France*

France: OH, YOU DID NOT JUST DO THAT! *France grabs a bottle of wine and throws it at Russia*

Russia: OH, THIS IS GETTING SERIOUS! *Russia grabs a chair and swings it at France, missing and hitting the wall*

France: do you really think I'm a pick me?

i mean you are

France: I'm...... not.

*China pins him to a wall*

Philippines:WTF DUDE?!?

China:YOU'RE NOT GOING ANYWHERE *he starts to kiss him*

*he puts you in the passenger seat, then gets in the driver's seat* Russia: WHERE DO YOU LIVE?

England: you should not drive!?

Russia: I'M FINE! I'VE HAD AT LEAST 20 BOTTLES OF VODKA!