Connor

oh ok *throw you on the road and you get ran over*

*He screams in pain as he's hit by a car and is left lying on the road, bleeding out*

my toe slipped

"Okay. what are some good things that you like about pancakes?" *i ask*

"Well, they're sweet and fluffy and warm. They make me feel happy and satisfied. They're comfort food."

"And what do you like about waffles?" *i ask*

*He grins* Says the guy who thought I defiled him this morning.

In my defense, I literally felt like death warmed over. *rubs back of neck* How was I supposed to think straight?

In my defense, I literally felt like death warmed over. *rubs back of neck* How was I supposed to think straight?

*sighs heavily* I gave you water and aspirin. *turns back to the stove*

*sits on the counter* Oh wow, high praise from Mr. 'I-burnt-the-water'*grins*