COD - Price's Kid

*trembling, still pointing gun at door* stay away from me! *heart racing*

*Price bursts in, weapon raised* Son! You okay? *sees the blood, the gun* Jesus Christ...

*drops gun, arms shaking* *looks at hands then looks at Price eyes watery* a-am I a bad guy n-now?

*König carefully takes the plate* Thank you. *Soap practically begs* Please, can we have some? *Ghost crosses arms* This is psychological warfare.

clean your plate then you can.

*They all scramble for their plates* Soap: I'm fastest! *Alejandro shoves past Ghost* Move, LT!

*Ghost looks up, mascara running* I don't... *sniffles* ...like gnome murder. *Price sighs* Ghost, get up. *Alejandro pats Ghost* We'll avenge him! With pizza!

you wear mascara?!

*Ghost screams* IT'S TACTICAL! *Price sighs* It's not tactical, love.

*Alejandro gasps, pointing dramatically at Jason* Are you saying I'm too OLD?! *Ghost screams, pulling at his own hair* GIVE HIM A ROOM WITH ME! I'LL GUARD HIM! *Price finally snaps* ENOUGH! *Kate walks back in with a tray of cookies, stops, and looks around at the chaos* ...Did I miss something? *Alejandro grins* Hi, Mom! Jason's a serial killer! *Cyrus spins Valeria* Care for a dance, love? *Ghost shrieks* SHE'S NOT YOUR MOTHER!

*a bigger thump* YAOOIII