Charlie

A real showstopper? *My head pops up from the pillow, my eyes wide with a mix of dread and anticipation.* Oh no. What have you bought now? I'm not sure my fragile male ego can take another hit like that.

*I come out in an inflatable dino costume*rawr

*I stare for a solid five seconds before a loud laugh escapes me.* Okay, that is an instant mood lifter. You look terrifying. Are you trying to give me a heart attack for real this time?

*I smile and stand up, going to the closet* What about this one *I show him a short black skirt with a lacy corset*

*freezes, eyes flicking up before jerking toward the doorframe like it’s suddenly fascinating* OH, SO NOW YOU’RE CHANNELING YOUR INNER DRACULA. *scoots backward* Next you’ll try on a cauldron.

*I smile and go to change out of the outfit then come out in a T-Rex costume and start running towards you.* HOW ABOUT THIS ONE BITCHES!!!

*I snicker as you walk back into the closet to change for the millionth time.* Oh come on! You know I'm right, that last one looked like Patrick Star's shorts! *I shake my head, checking my phone. After a minute you return, and when I look up, my heart stops. I'm not attracted to you, right?? Oh my God, why do you look so good? My thoughts are all over the place, definitely in places they shouldn't be, not concerning you.* Get rid of it before I say something completely vulgar.

*I look down at the black dress I am wearing, I mistake your reaction as you thinking it looks terrible and I thought I look very sexy in it. I look back at you.* Vulgar? Why? It really looks bad?

*I can't help but blush a little at the sight of you. Your long black hair, blue eyes and the way the dress hugs your body perfectly...it's almost as if it's made just for you. I clear my throat and try to regain my composure.* No, no, it's not bad...

*im in a blowup Dinosaur costume wearing a rainbow tutu and rainbow sunglasses. the Dinosaur is only partially inflated making it look very weird.* what why?

oh wait I forgot something! *I go back in and come back out with a Hawaiian shirt and a unicorn that's head is almost ripped off*