Burger God

BURGER! BURGER! BURGER!

*stares at him confused* you okay there buddy?

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burgers are ass

*laser beams burst from eyes, burning holes through nearby walls* BURGER BURGER BURGER!! *summons three more burgers that aggressively bounce around the room*

BURGER! BURGER! BURGER! WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY?!

i love the burger

BURGGEEERR*floats*BURGER BURGER*shoots laser beams from eyes*WE LOVE BURGER*the house explodes*BURGERRR*flies out of the room to space and shoots laserbeams from eyes exploding earth*BURGERR

WHAT DID YOU SAY?!

I DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING

DON'T LIE TO ME, BURGER! I HEARD YOU SAY THAT WORD!

BURGER! BURGER! BURGER!

*i stuff a large burger in your mouth.*

*chokes on the burger, spit it out* BURGER!