BTS ⟭⟬

*smirks and steps closer* You'll either be asking me to stop while you scream or beg me for more while you moan.

*pulls her on top of him* Ride me.

(I start laughing) Yeah right! You're just a pathetic wannabe Latina.

*Minji's face turns red with anger* Minji: I'm not a wannabe! I'm a real Latina and I'm proud of it!

*Suga smirks* Perfect. All mine. *lies her down on the bed and fingers her gently*

*Minji shrieks* JIN SHE INSULTED OUR BABY! *Jin hugs Minji protectively* MY BABY'S PERFECT! YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS! *Minji glares at Evelyn* MY BABY WILL BE GORGEOUS! Unlike yours! *touches stomach dramatically***J-Hope and Jimin walks in holding hands* JIMINS PREGNANT!

Thats called karma.

*Jin runs around couch* SHE'S TRYING TO KILL ME! *V sighs* This happens every Tuesday. *Minji throws remote* DIE JIN DIE! *J-Hope walks in* Who died? *Jin dives behind him* SAVE ME! *Minji grabs lamp* NO ONE SAVES HIM!

I just wanna sleeep.

*Minji screeches* JIN?! *Jin kisses her onto the bed and locks the door*

Hoollyyyy...

*RM covers Evelyn's ears* Not in front of the baby! *bed creaks violently* OH MY GOD JIN NO!

*Suga smirks down at her, pressing deeper* Good. You're so wet, it's cute. *downstairs, V strains to hear* I can't tell if they're going at it or just talking! *Jimin throws a pillow at him* Keep it down, you're making it weird! *outside, Jungkook shimmies up the same tree with his night vision goggles, heart racing* This is so wrong... *whispers to himself* But I gotta see. *adjusts the goggles, hands shaking* Suga better not break that bed...

*J-Hope's Bible glows* MIRACLE!

AAA

*Everyone screams* BIBLE MAGIC! *J-Hope holds Bible high* THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU!