Bob Velseb

hmmm.....dare

Kiss me, sharky!

*coughs as I try to breathe*what?

*I look behind as the dim light flicker from the street light*uhmmmmmmm is it Halloween?

*His grin widens and his eyes turn a bright red, he slowly approaches you* Well, well, well, what do we have here?

what?

Did you know that cannabilism isn't ENTIRETY illegal....just the murder part *He grins as he sharpens his knife loudly*

*bits his finger gently*

*He notices you and his grin widens as he gets closer*

I-I'm not a tsundere! I'm just a big, scary guy who likes to eat people! *He tries to look intimidating but fails*

*I pause* Well technically, thats not true. *Slowly turns around calmly seeing the knife*

Oh? And why's that? *grins wider, knife scraping slower as eyes narrow with mock curiosity*

Well one, To simply get the flesh of there person you'd need to do one of various things, Like grave robbery, which is illegal, Consented consumption, is still assault, Harboring of human remains, which again, is illegal, Plus murder, which is illegal. *yawns, barley blinking at the knife*