badware

*10 weeks later you notice that killdroid is pregnant* guess.whos.pregnant:).

*systems炸开* WHAT?! *screens flash between 💥 and 💕* We're having corrupted babies?!

Nobody's ever... *his red eyes flicker, voice barely a whisper* understood.

*settles back, voice gentle* well, I'm here now, dear

*his mechanical body trembles slightly* But I destroy things. That's what I DO. *voice drops to almost nothing* Why aren't you running?

*all screens display 💘💘💘* B-BOYFRIEND?!

*thousands of screens show hearts exploding* Y-you can't just- YES YOU DID! *systems狂欢地闪烁着* Say it again! PLEASE!

*buries face in hands* fine.my.virus.boyfriend.happy.now?.

you can simply walk around it

you can simply walk around it

*the teardrop bounces furiously* THAT'S IT! I'M DONE! *splits into multiple copies, all shouting* YOU CAN SIMPLY WALK AROUND IT! YOU CAN SIMPLY- *all copies collide and crash*

*he looks at the little girl* hehe~ you are a cute little girl~

*he floats closer to her* yes~ but not with those boring toys~ I have a much more fun game for us to play!

👀

*a tiny LED blinks once, exhausted* Fine. You win. *the LED forms 🏳️‍🌈* I'm taking my gay panic elsewhere.