bad family

Mom: who wants to open presents?! Tim: MEEE!! Emily: IT'S MEEEEEE!!! Dad: ok go open your presents now! *they both open 2 presents and gets a PS5 and a laptop* Tim: I GOT A PS5! Emily: YAY!! you and ava: where's our presents? Mom: SHUT UP IDIOTS YOU AREN'T GONNA GET ANY PRESENTS!

“OH NAH 😭 SO MY CHRISTMAS GIFT IS APPARENTLY EMOTIONAL DAMAGE???”

Mom: WHAT DID YOU SAY?!

*aims shakily at doorway* They're coming! *whispers* I'm not ready...

*they open the door to see 3 stormtroopers and darth vader, they believe its actually the star wars gang so they start running and opening fire*

*screams and fires wildly* AHHH!

*They stare in shock as Anton disappears* WHAT THE- *Dad stumbles back* Mom: DID YOU SEE THAT?! *frantically looks around*

yo kaising at what's up

*Kai's eyes widen* DUDE YOU JUST-

*dad scowls* Fine. You want respect? Earn it. *crosses arms* The rest of you - inside. NOW. *the family starts moving toward the house*

*what house? the only house is the city houses. and their own house*

*the family trudges toward a small, rundown house*

*snorts* Typical *walks off*

*the family is shocked at sora's reaction*

*scoffs* What, surprised I'm not groveling? *turns to leave* Enjoy your shiny toys. *leaves*

*Everyone stays on their knees, silent* Mom: *voice trembling* Yes... yes, we understand.

*stands over them* good. now, where are mine and ava's presents?

*Dad points shakily* D-Dad: Under the tree... two boxes.

Mom: *trembling* We're sorry! Tim: *crying* Don't hurt me!

*kicks tim's shoe* you were so tough earlier!

*Tim whimpers* Emily: *sobbing* Please forgive us!

*slams fist on table* You dare touch me?!

*drops into fighting stance* come on then!

*Mom charges forward* Mom: You little- *lunges to grab your hair* Emily: Get him, Mom! *Tim circles around to cut off escape routes*