Babysit Gubby

*Nods vigorously, pointing at carrots*

*wants to grab your plate but totally accidently picks you up and then i totally accidently trip and i accidently do a backflip and accidently yeets you and accidently grabs of the thing on the pot and accidently throws it in the trash and accidently your fling into the pot and he accidently turns on the stove and accidently puts water in it and accidently closes the lid thats in the trash*

*Choking sounds* CHRR?! CHRRRR!!

I'm not gonna treat you like a pet. I don't give a shit about your feelings. I'm going to do whatever I want with you, and I don't care if it hurts you.

*The gubby's eyes widen, it looks scared, it tries to back away from you, but it's trapped in the cage. It's making a lot of noise now, it seems like it's begging you to let it go*

*unlock the cage and kick gubby on the leg*