analog horror meet

*blinks once, slowly* ..........Nah bro.. The hell? Nah. I'm seeing some CRAZY shit bro.

*silas squints* What kind of crazy? *everyone leans in* Like 'the void is staring back' crazy or 'I just saw God eat a sandwich' crazy?

Try "The void is eating God's sandwich *violently* and somehow directed towards me."

*spoon flies away* SCREW YOU ALL!

*Locust buzzes angrily* DIN'T!

*Everyone stares* DID SHE JUST- *Boiled One peers out the window* IS SHE DOING THE RENEGADE DOWN THERE?

....Huh. Surprised Shin didn't just eat his phone yet. *calmly walks over and takes the blood-splattered phone, unlocking it with a random password i guessed, then looking at the call* ....From his wife. Silas, imitate Bible Guy's voice.

*Silas grins darkly* With pleasure.

Act like she's YOUR wife. Be concerned, ask where she is, boom free meal. Easy.

*bloodbath clutches his heart* MY ONLY LOVE IS DRUGS! *boiled one throws popcorn* DRAMATIC MUCH?