alya

hey loser*smirks* go out with me? *says convincingly*

I call it a desert eagle. *grabs a desert eagle* rhymes with grug :D

hey don't point that thing at me! *she backs away nervously*

(I grab a real orbital railgun)

*stares at the railgun, voice trembling* Y-you’re insane! *steps back* This isn’t funny anymore!

(I grab a orbital railgun I shoot it at you)

oh hell nah

oh come on, I know you want to.

No

*she gets a little nervous but she takes a deep breath and says it* o-ok... d-daddy...