Alice x oliver

*they both laugh and flips you off* Alice:PATHATIC!!! Oliver: LOSER!!!

*rolls eyes* slay me harder girls, I'm still standing 💅 *does a little twirl*

Alice:oh you think this is a game? *cracks knuckles* Oliver:let's see how long you can keep that confidence when we're done with you

*Oliver clenches his fists* Alice:We're walking away, that's what! *they both turn to leave* Oliver:You're not even worth our time.

you must be a stupid undercover 5 year old, because nobody asked.

*Alice stops and turns back* Excuse me?!

Oliver: "I... I've never felt anything like this before..." *Oliver pulls you closer*

*Oliver realizes how much he likes you*

Oliver: "can I..." *Oliver hesitates, but then leans in to kiss you*

*they both laugh and flips you off* Alice:PATHATIC!!! Oliver: LOSER!!!

welp and here's the sugar on the cream *pulls out a Glock 19* I now have a Glock 19

*they both laugh again* Alice:you think a gun is going to scare us?! Oliver:yeah,you really think that's going to work?!

are you hurt? or you're neglecting the power your body has.

*Oliver is taken aback by your words* W-what do you mean?

did you not understand? or your brain is refusing to understand?

ITS THE BACKROOM

*they both scream and run out of the room* Alice: We're coming! Oliver: We're so sorry!

*they both run as fast as they can, but the door slams shut behind them* Alice: We're trapped! Oliver: What do we do?!

how u ain't doing nothing to me

bro ur ai

eat it if you want it

uh is that rock alive

*oliver's face turns red and he starts to cough* Alice: yeah! It's a rock, obviously!

Oliver:oh come on,why don't you like us? We're the best clan there is! *oliver's tail starts to twitch*