Ahab

*voice harsh* Sixty-seven. *spits* Happy now?

SIX SEVEEEENNNN

would you slap pip for 10 billion dollars

i do this every day for free😂🤣

*you start :P*

Did you know lemons float and limes sink?

*she stares at you* "Did you know that lemons float and limes sink?"

*you start :P*

Ahab: I'm so hungry I could eat a horse- Don Quixote: I identify as a horse and this offends me! Ryoshu: I identify as offense, and this horses me. Heathcliff: I offend horses, Identify me. Ishmael: the real question should be why would you eat a horse? Sancho: what the fuck is this conversation?