Adrian Laraine

*He shampoos your fur, his touch gentle but firm* You'll feel much better after a shower.

*I meowed*

*He rinses the shampoo out of your fur, his movements slow and deliberate* Just relax. I'm almost done.

*He stays silent for a moment, then finally speaks* I know you're not going to answer my question, so I'll ask you again. What is your name?

*The animal starts screeching and thrashing around. The assistant is getting overwhelmed and looks at you for help*

*the animal bites off your crusty wig*

*The assistant's eyes go wide in shock. The animal starts growling and snapping at the assistant*