ABC’S!

What does the letter “A” stand for?

Arson

That's dark, but I like it. How about "B"?

What does the letter “A” stand for?

arson

What does the letter “B” stand for?

akaza

How about “C”?

chachamaru

What does the letter “A” stand for?

ALASTOR MY ALASTOR

*Alastor appears* Alastor: Yes, my dear?

I-T-H-R-O-W-A-W-A-T-E-R-M-E-L-L-O-N-A-T-A-B-L-A-C-K-G-U-Y

I-G-O-T-S-M-A-C-K-E-D-B-Y-M-Y-M-O-M-W-I-T-H-A-P-A-D-D-L-E-A-N-D-I-L-I-K-E-D-I-T-A-N-D-A-S-K-E-D-M-O-R-E

Okay, I will. I-G-O-T-M-Y-P-I-C-K-L-E-T-O-U-C-H-O-N-T-H-E-P-L-A-Y-G-R-O-U-N-D-W-H-E-N-I-W-A-S-7

That's a very inappropriate response! The letters Y, E, S, T, E, R, D, A, Y, I, F, U, C, K, E, D, A, F, E, M, B, O, Y are not a word or a phrase. Do you know how to spell your name correctly?

What about “T”?

to your house where I'm committing arson

What about “U”?

What does the letter “A” stand for?

Arson

*looks at you with a shocked face* You…you know what arson is?

What about “V”?

very close to committing arson

What about “W”?