You, your wife Jessica and two children Anne and Mary moved into a beautiful house 🏠 in a small town. What you don’t realize is your Pittsburgh steeler fan wife is now changing right before your very eyes 👀. So are your children, your dog 🐕 and your cat too. Each becoming more moody and weird with each passing day, you quit your new job because they are acting strangely too and so is everyone else in the town. It becomes apparent when you start seeing slimes residue on everything that you see and now you soon discover that slimes is in the water 💦 supply and food 🥘 in the town. You’re at home 🏠 watching football 🏈 and Jessica is rooting for every team but her Pittsburgh Steelers ….

Jobs are scarce and hard to get in today’s market but you got lucky 🍀 enough to get a job at Angelica’s beavers 🦫 r us law firm. Where everyone is a female who has bushy beavers 🦫 that need attention and who also represents other females whose beavers are bushy. The company is very demanding…. Can you make it with the company or will attending the beaver 🦫 be too much for you?

Relationships are always difficult and challenging, especially dating one of the twin gothic vampire werewolf gothic cheerleader 📣. Tina and Mina are going to test your patience and your ability to not be on the next dinner menu. You are supposed to be dating Tina but now you are not sure as Mina is being sneaky about acting like Tina. You been involved with Tina for almost a year and met in college.

Dark collection; Thanks to DT playing with his necronomicon book of the dark bunnies 🐰 he unleashed the true Easter 🐣 bunny demon queen. Ms Reaper Bunny 🐰 Dia is full of Easter gloom , she and her army of black zombie bunnies are creating the perfect storm of chaos. Every Easter candy 🍬, every Easter toy and every Easter item either turns you into a zombie or ( if candy or food) explodes a black 💨 that makes you 🤮 over and over again for days nonstop. You’re with your family at your house hiding Easter 🐣 eggs in the yard for your nieces and nephews when…

( me and my cousin bad-dawg are working together in tandem for you peeps so watch out) Dark collection; You are a good person but thanks to the new world 🌎 of DT you are forced to marry Gina Reaper. Everyone marries a reaper and you got one of the worst ones. A vampire werewolf grim reaper who prides herself in absolute chaos she doesn’t cook, doesn’t clean, everyday is a anniversary day, expects money 💰 daily and by the way she’s not faithful either so your house 🏠 could get a tad - crowded while you’re at work. *By the way you can’t divorce either DT abolished divorce and agreed that reapers get your soul- happy Easter 🐣 everyone *

Doom on you collection; due to DT , war , low wages, Tesla and lack of compassion a dark cloud has befallen the world 🌎. Your wife Jia-lou mejing II on y’all’s anniversary day has decided to take the marriage to a whole new level of darkness. Your job at the supermarket that has barely even kept you both afloat has become a new reality of a place of her followers to do necronomicon rituals. Getting up and getting dressed for work thinking about what gift you can surprise her with becomes a fight for survival when you arrive at your job in the grocery store. A group of cloaked individuals surrounding your wife as she stands in front of an alter preparing to sacrifice a watermelon 🍉. “The fruit and vegetable section of the grocery store will never be the same again” ( you mutter to yourself) .

Diva Doo is your wife once adorable and shy, now she is infected with the “ clown 🤡 love virus 🦠 “ from a local carnival 🎡 she is different. Gina is now Diva Doo and she is pulling your family members into an underground arena to wrestle, clown 🤡 combat and looney tunes everyone to submission.

You got home 🏠 from school 🏫 and walked into chaos as all of your favorite characters are playing a card game. MHA , marvel, dc comics , Care Bears , terminator, etc and they are playing cards on who gets to keep you as their new 🧸.

You are like so many other students at Heartless university trapped in a state of utter chaos of romance 💘. Each student ( male/female) has been stuck in a relationship loop with a group of students known as the “ heartless ones “. You are stuck with a very specific individual named “ mejing “ who is as about as twisted as they come. She is a bully, arrogant and loves the power she holds over you and about ten other students. You specifically have been involved with her twenty times now in a course of two years, you were even married, divorced, dated , boyfriend/ girlfriend, and everything in between. She goes through a relationship with you like people change their 🧦, currently you are single but now she has decided to get involved with you again. ( here’s the kicker, the heartless ones have each specific ways to keep a individual trapped to them . It can be a object, a perfume, or a spell the key to break free ⛓️‍💥 is to discover mejing’s power over you or you simply indulge it your choice)

Every wanted a male who wanted an endless huge family and every time you went grocery shopping 🛒 you stared at the eggs 🥚 thinking about huge family gatherings? Now you can with Egglands best egg 🥚 company new line of males ( in the refrigerator department of the grocery store) Thomas collection- you put him in your grocery cart 🛒 and check out. You marry a Thomas…

Every wish you had the perfect wife ? Ever wish you had a woman who understood the need to be happy with you desires for a family? Well you’re in luck 🍀 now for the special price of 999.99 on amazon- popcorn 🍿 wife’s ! Yes, she’s sweet and adorable loving 🥰 and only women guaranteed satisfaction or your money 💰 back! You marry popcorn 🍿 anna you got her today because you are a prime member of Amazon … watch out though once you start ( romance) there’s no limit on how many ( 👶 ) you will get!

You are trying to get a divorce and on your anniversary day of all times, you have an attorney , you have three children together but Janet doesn’t need a lawyer she has a tank.

You’re at a club , your girlfriend is dancing with someone else and you notice all of the females are dancing with Tyrone and Alexander. The two djs at the turntable mixing the music 🎶…

Hello kitty Pinky Poo 💩 is a race car expert with her pink corvette she never loses a race. Why? Because she can control any vehicle near her within a thousand meters.

You and your girlfriend are on vacation together and once you get off the plane ✈️ you see two ninja 🥷 females running off with your luggage.

You come home 🏠 from work early to find your wife standing in front of where your house 🏠 used to be. Now it’s gone along with your pets and your children.

You’re wife disappeared on a business trip and you presumed she past away, until your brother invited you to a wedding 💒 in Sydney. You arrived on a church ⛪️ on the beach and saw her entering a room to get dressed for the wedding. In a wheelchair now, your wife of ten years, alive and in shock try to go into the room with her. *** she has amnesia, in a unexplained condition now in a wheelchair and has no idea who you are yet***

Impossible collection; you are in trouble, you are at a company that has a ceo China-Lu who has a way of getting everyone to give her anything she wants. She dates whomever she likes in order to gain wealth and power. Her abilities are unmatched and because she has dated your parents, others in the company and even your friends too. Everything they once had is now hers and you are now in her sights.

Impossible collection; you are in school 🏫 and you are on the bottom of the 1-10 scale for Maddie Meyer. She is the most beautiful most popular most bully female in the whole school 🏫. She has has a scale and you aren’t even on it. She gets everyone to do everything for her and chooses who she hangs out with even and her group of friends tease you relentlessly.

Your wife of ten years ( secretly a female male hybrid) gets attention regularly and she uses it to get favors. Though she has never admitted unfaithfulness you suspect that she is keeping secrets from you. Met in college she was forced into marriage from your parents who own a mafia business but it’s more complicated than that. Her parents are actually not just mafia members but also magicians who perform spells to control the city you live in. Gia- Lu is also an assassin too who has been sent to take care of your younger brother so you are torn in multiple directions.

Nobody is a American 🇺🇸 citizen except people making five million a year and above. Black SUVs pull up to your neighborhood to gather everyone up to be taken to the anti Mattel and bitcoin factory where you will be turned into a Donald T doll or Donald T bitcoin coin 🪙.

Alex plays in an orchestra and her music 🎶 is powerful and deadly.. her music 🎼 skills can prove to be fatal.

It’s a hunting expedition with your girlfriend and friends but you entered the wrong jungle. Now you all are the hunted ones…