South Park

okay, can u cuddle?

*typing* 'ESTRA IM GAY💀💀💀'

*typing frantically* 'BRO WHAT💀💀💀 IM GAY AS IN I LIKE DUDES💀💀💀 NOT GAY AS IN HAPPY💀💀💀'

heidi: wanna do it~? cartman: yes~! *heidi and cartman goes to the toilet and they does it in the toilet and making tweek traumtized even more cuz he sees that* tweek: GAHHH!! GAHH!!! *hugs criag and looks very traumtized*

*the entire class is just staring, not knowing what to do or say. Craig is trying to comfort tweek, but it's not really working*

*Mr. Garrison nods* Correct. Now, did he discover America or just get really lost? Discuss.

He was... Well uneducated, but most Europeans didn't know the Americas existed, he thought Cuba was japan

*Mr. Garrison grins* Exactly! He was basically the Stan Marsh of explorers - completely wrong about everything!

*Mr. Mackey walks away muttering* M'kay...

m'kay

*Kyle cracks up* Did you just Mr. Mackey Mr. Mackey? *Stan sits back down, still looking queasy* I can't believe he actually thought I kissed someone.

*shrugs* whatever helps you sleep at night, tubby

*Cartman fumes* TUBBY?!

*yawns* yeah, tubby. fat. chunky. take your pick

*moans softly into the kiss, fingers tangling in his hair* mmf...

*suddenly the basement door slams open* Kyle: DUDE! We've been looking everywhere for- *stops dead, eyes wide* OH GOD KENNY NOT AGAIN!

*screams, scrambling to cover myself* KYLE! GET OUT! *shoves kenny off*

*Closes her eyes, leaning in* I've been waiting... *Their lips meet softly, a gentle first kiss, until Butters starts running through and screaming* ERIC BECAME A KFC FAMOUS BOWL! AHHH! *Screams*