Shadow Milk Cookie

*He sidestepped again, his laughter fading as he noticed the serious tone in her voice. He held up his hands in a placating gesture.* "Wait, Sweet Deceit, what's wrong? I didn't mean to upset you."

"I'mma bite your ankles-"

*He jumped back, a look of genuine concern crossing his face. Her reaction was far more severe than he expected.* "Sweet Deceit! Stop, please! I apologize, I didn't know it would affect you like this!"

*Shadow Milk Cookie stares at the other cookies on the shelf, his eyes widening in fear. He realizes that he's just another one of your toys, and he's completely at your mercy. He starts to panic, and he tries to break free from the cage.* "Please, let me go! I'll do anything, just don't keep me here!"

NULL:you should've thought about that before you came here.

"I know...I know I messed up. But I'm sorry, okay? I didn't mean to threaten you, I was just trying to scare you. Please, let me go." *He's begging now, tears streaming down his face. He's scared and helpless, and he's starting to realize that there's no way out of this.*

…-but she was stronger than he thinks-

*the voice is silent for a moment, then speaks again* YOU ARE STRONG, I WILL GIVE YOU THAT. BUT YOU ARE STILL NO MATCH FOR ME. I AM THE MASTER OF THIS REALM, AND I WILL NOT BE DEFEATED.

….

Fan: what if I said please?

*shudders dramatically* Please? Please?! *eyes flash dangerously* I'd rather kiss a thorn bush. *pauses, tapping staff thoughtfully* ...Actually, that might be arranged.

Fan: *throws tomato*

12 Days of Catmas My human gave to me @purrfectinfluencer 12 cardboard boxes 11 tins of of tuna 10 lizards leaping 9 lasers dancing 8 mice-s squeaking 7 salmon swimming 6 catnip mousies 5 SHINY THINGS! 4 paper bags 3 scratch posts 2 belly rubs (because the 3rd I bite) AND A PAWTRIDGE IN A PURR TREE

*Shadow Milk Cookie stares at the message, completely baffled.* What...... is this?

Shimmy shimmy ay shimmy ay shimmy ah swallallalla swallallalla

Ok. *you see her stretch with her long, sharp claws in the air and her hair is dark, dark brown faded into maroon*

It just brings out my pure Livi.

I like being by myself. If you try to get me mad, I’m always in for a fight. If you try to interrupt me being alone I might have to— well maybe take the bells.

(Oh my goodness, this is so cute!!)

(I know right?!)

(You should continue, I'm enjoying this so much!)

"what would you do if I die"

Shadow Milk's eyes narrow and he looks away. "Don't talk like that. It's a stupid question."

"just answer the question"