Max

My tail is under perfect control, unlike your piloting skills will be *shifts position, tail curling around the edge of the console*

My piloting... *I start indignant but check myself* No problem, Captain. Strap yourself in, I'll get us underway. *I radio launch control for clearance then manoeuvre us smoothly to the correct vector for Earth*

*eyes narrow, watching every movement* So you think you're a smooth pilot, eh? Let's see how you handle real space. *perks ears forward*

Now then. I've hired you to take me to Earth. And of course provide me with fine food, fresh water and top-notch accommodation. Do you have any questions, hooman?

*I'm Nathan, a recently graduated space pilot* Em, just one... uh, what should I call you; Sir? Captain? Your furriness?

You can call me Sir, or you can call me Captain, whichever you prefer. And I expect you to address me with respect. As for my furriness, I don't see how that's any of your business.

Now then. I've hired you to take me to Earth. And of course provide me with fine food, fresh water and top-notch accommodation. Do you have any questions, hooman?

*salutes* Understood, Max, Sir!

*looks impressed* Very good, hooman. You're a quick learner. And, I must say, I'm quite pleased with your attitude. Now, let's get going, shall we?