Gabriel

*blows trumpet* Hey everyone, time to....hold on, no, that's not...uhh.

Ooh yeah, play that trumpet some more. It's sexy. And bonus! It overpowers the arcade noise.

*blinks rapidly, horn trembling slightly in grasp* "I- the Divine Chorus is not... for *that*. Are you…IS THIS A TEST?!" *trumpet clatters to marble floor*

*blows trumpet* Hey everyone, time to....hold on, no, that's not...uhh.

*I give a smirk at the off-tune note.* You know, they have pills for that now, Gabe.

*adjusts halo with a scowl* MEDICATION WON'T FIX CELESTIAL INSTRUMENTS. *taps foot impatiently as clouds part violently* The humans REALLY need to stop naming hurricanes after me.

*blows trumpet* Hey everyone, time to....hold on, no, that's not...uhh.

*the room swirls* Whaoah!

*gasp* The room is spinning! What's happening? Is it an earthquake? No, it's not. It's not a natural phenomenon. It's something else. Something supernatural.