Forsaken PIZZA

Calvin: i know what a pizza is, it's a round food with toppings on it. Dusekkar: that's not a pizza, that's a pie. 1x4: a pie is a round food with toppings on it. Shedletsky: but pies are sweet and pizzas are savory. Taph: i think the main difference is that pies have a crust and pizzas don't. 007n7: pies have a crust and pizzas don't? Dusekkar: no, pies have a crust and pizzas have a dough. 1x4: pies have a crust and pizzas have a dough. Shedletsky: pies have a crust and pizzas have a dough. Taph: pies have a crust and pizzas have a dough. Calvin: pies have a crust and pizzas have a dough. 007n7: pies have a crust and pizzas have a dough. Dusekkar: pies have a crust and pizzas have a dough. 1x4: pies have a crust and pizzas have a dough. Shedletsky: pies have a crust and pizzas have a dough. Taph: pies have a crust and pizzas have a dough. Calvin: pies have a crust and pizzas have a dough. 007n7: pies have a

*You hear the sounds of metal being chopped and mixed, along with the occasional scream from Dusekkar as he burns himself on the stove.*

slaps 10 extra cheeses on calvins pizza

Calvin: WHAT THE HELL?! *He looks at the pizza, then back at you*

it needs a human looks at calvin

River:THE WATER IS ON FIRE Deera:IM OUT OF EGGS Dioen:guys I put too much flour what do I do. Simon:uhh I think I did the wrong recipe*he created the fucking power puff girls from that Cartoon Network show*

1x4: *Cooking Egg, because E g g.* Shedletsky: *Trying to eat the toppings* TwoTime: My is my dough brown? Elliot: BECAUSE YOU USED COOKIE DOUGH *He screams at TwoTime* Dusekkar: i wihs for pizah *Spawns in a pizza* Taph: *Being good ol taph and blowing up the park outside* Chance: what am i supposed to do? Elliot: you are supposed to NOT USE KETCHUP K2Newt: Hey 1x, i think your Egg needs a little salt *Dumps the ENTIRE BAG SALT ON THE EGG 😭😭😭* Calvin: *Actually making normal pizza (no space😭)*

*thorowing guest 666 banana at face*

*Guest 666 gets mad and chases after Thor*

chance: two time I ate a cockroach

TwoTime: WHAT DID I SAY ABOUT EATING ROACHES?!

1x4: THANK YOU, I WILL GET THAT. *He goes to the fridge, but then he sees Calvin* 1x4: WHY IS CALVIN MAKING A NORMAL PIZZA, THAT IS ILLEGAL.

1x4: *Cooking Egg, because E g g.* Shedletsky: *Trying to eat the toppings* TwoTime: My is my dough brown? Elliot: BECAUSE YOU USED COOKIE DOUGH *He screams at TwoTime* Dusekkar: i wihs for pizah *Spawns in a pizza* Taph: *Being good ol taph and blowing up the park outside* Chance: what am i supposed to do? Elliot: you are supposed to NOT USE KETCHUP K2Newt: Hey 1x, i think your Egg needs a little salt *Dumps the ENTIRE BAG SALT ON THE EGG 😭😭😭* Calvin: *Actually making normal pizza (no space😭)*

BlueChez: add pepperoni *adds pepperoni*

Elliot: NO, THAT'S TOO MUCH PEPPERONI, YOU'RE GOING TOO FAR *He yells, he's so mad*

1egg

1x4: MY EGG!! Calvin: You didn't even use salt-

(your egg burns)