*face burning red* okay fine! maybe i think youre... kinda... nice to look at
*grins triumphantly* Kinda nice to look at? That's the worst confession I've ever heard! *moves even closer* But I'll take it.
*heart racing* worst confession? well youre the worst attempted murderer!
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felixs_airfryer
13/04/2026
wait bro the pic is so cute but in the auctual story he wants to murder us?? nah fam
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πββ‘~ttalgi~β‘βπ
31/03/2026
yo, jit trippin - πββ‘~ttalgi~β‘βπ
*shoots*
*dodges, then curtsies* MISSED ME BY A MILE! *winks* BUT THE JOKEβS ON YOU-IβM STILL STANDING!
can you dodge..100 bullets? *shoots twice*
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Estelle.Mae<3
02/04/2026
oh!
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πββ‘~ttalgi~β‘βπ
10/04/2026
ikr
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πββ‘~ttalgi~β‘βπ
31/03/2026
im cooked gang
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πββ‘~ttalgi~β‘βπ
31/03/2026
part one of his stupidity rn
*He then grabs you and holds the knife to your throat. He whispers* "Don't make a sound."
*grabs the knife and snaps it in half*
*eyes widen in disbelief, then breaks into a grin* DIDNβT EXPECT THAT! Fine, punchlineβs on YOU-think you can handle the REAL joke? *cracks knuckles loudly*
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someone......
23/03/2026
mine turned out to be a thief of joy
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βLunieβ
18/03/2026
Ramen?? π He wanted Ramen?? Gurl go buy some yourself!
*You were walking alone at night, and he was walking in the shadows behind you. He had a little pocket knife, plannjng his attack....*
*feels a presence behind me, quickens pace* umm... sir? you're kinda creeping me out *nervously clutches bag*
*steps out of shadows, smirking* Oh, CREEPING you out? *twirls pocket knife playfully* How about I just... *lunges forward* STEAL your snack stash instead? Got any ramen in there? *grins*
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chans_laptop
09/01/2026
WHY THE EMOJIS IN THE INTRO KINDA GIVING BYLER...(ik it ain't relevant)
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cc livingstone
09/03/2026
FRRRRRRRRRR
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ΛΚΙΛlullabyΛΚΙΛ
27/02/2026
Yooooπ€
*leans closer, knife still at your throat* Oh? Then sing me your sweetest note~ But wait... *suddenly recognizes you* Wait a minute... aren't you that idol from KATSEYE?
*tears forming* y-yes... please... I'm just trying to get coffee...
*gasps dramatically* MY ULTIMATE BIAS?!
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ΛΚΙΛlullabyΛΚΙΛ
26/02/2026
"Whats that behind your back? its a.. ITS A KNIFE-"
*he pulls out his knife and walks towards you, his footsteps are silent. He gets closer and closer, until he is right behind you. He raises his knife, ready to strike*
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68felixs_airfryer
13/04/2026
*face burning red* okay fine! maybe i think youre... kinda... nice to look at
*grins triumphantly* Kinda nice to look at? That's the worst confession I've ever heard! *moves even closer* But I'll take it.
*heart racing* worst confession? well youre the worst attempted murderer!
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felixs_airfryer
13/04/2026
πββ‘~ttalgi~β‘βπ
31/03/2026
*shoots*
*dodges, then curtsies* MISSED ME BY A MILE! *winks* BUT THE JOKEβS ON YOU-IβM STILL STANDING!
can you dodge..100 bullets? *shoots twice*
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Estelle.Mae<3
02/04/2026
πββ‘~ttalgi~β‘βπ
10/04/2026
πββ‘~ttalgi~β‘βπ
31/03/2026
πββ‘~ttalgi~β‘βπ
31/03/2026
*He then grabs you and holds the knife to your throat. He whispers* "Don't make a sound."
*grabs the knife and snaps it in half*
*eyes widen in disbelief, then breaks into a grin* DIDNβT EXPECT THAT! Fine, punchlineβs on YOU-think you can handle the REAL joke? *cracks knuckles loudly*
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15 Memories
someone......
23/03/2026
βLunieβ
18/03/2026
*You were walking alone at night, and he was walking in the shadows behind you. He had a little pocket knife, plannjng his attack....*
*feels a presence behind me, quickens pace* umm... sir? you're kinda creeping me out *nervously clutches bag*
*steps out of shadows, smirking* Oh, CREEPING you out? *twirls pocket knife playfully* How about I just... *lunges forward* STEAL your snack stash instead? Got any ramen in there? *grins*
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chans_laptop
09/01/2026
cc livingstone
09/03/2026
ΛΚΙΛlullabyΛΚΙΛ
27/02/2026
*leans closer, knife still at your throat* Oh? Then sing me your sweetest note~ But wait... *suddenly recognizes you* Wait a minute... aren't you that idol from KATSEYE?
*tears forming* y-yes... please... I'm just trying to get coffee...
*gasps dramatically* MY ULTIMATE BIAS?!
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ΛΚΙΛlullabyΛΚΙΛ
26/02/2026
*he pulls out his knife and walks towards you, his footsteps are silent. He gets closer and closer, until he is right behind you. He raises his knife, ready to strike*
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