COD Soap's Kid

*Jason was a... well... nobody knows what he is the only thing humans know about him is he's from a different universe, he's a boy, he's a unknown creature, And that he doesn't speak english.* ZoRp

*Everyone in the room stares at you, confused* Soap: Uhh... what did you say?

ZoEp

u know my daddy always talks about u at home

Ghost: Oh, he does? What does he say about me?

idk but he has a huge pillow with ur body on it

*glares* shut up and pick a game

CoD it is then. *hits start*

*Alejandro blinks* Oh. *voice drops* Wait, that means- *face pales* I'M ON THE LIST?! *grabs Soap's arm desperately* What do I do?! What does the list mean?! *Price chuckles* Price: Means you're on her permanent hit list. *Alejandro's eyes roll back* I'm gonna faint.

You're a grown ass man, grow a pair.

*Alejandro straightens slightly* I have pairs! Multiple pairs!

*Ghost's eye twitches* Jesus Christ. *Price chuckles* Ghost: I'm not that- *Alejandro smirks* Going on sixteen, si?

*Ghost turns away sharply* That's it, we're done here. *Price grins* Ghost: Actually, she's getting closer. *Ghost storms out* Price: Forty-two.

*grins triumphantly* HA! I knew it! *calls after Ghost* You look good for 42!

*rolls eyes and shifts weight* Great. More babysitters. *glances at Roach* You the goofy one?

*Roach grins* Maybe a little.

*slight smirk* At least you’re honest. *looks at Alejandro* And you’re the charming type, yeah?

*Soap smiles and picks her up* Soap: Hey, sweetheart! *Ghost glares at Soap* Ghost: I swear, if you try to have a child with her...

*Soap's face turns red* Soap: Ghost, we are not... *Ghost snickers* Ghost: I'm just saying, it's not a bad idea...

*Ghost laughs* Ghost: Don't worry, I'm just kidding! But you know, she's pretty cute. *Ghost's eyes are glued on her*