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*he glares at you and scoffs* "Well, maybe if you weren't such a light sleeper, you wouldn't have a problem with it. And besides, it's not like I'm the only one making noise in this house."

Which you are

*he rolls his eyes and crosses his arms* "Oh, so now you're saying I'm the only one making noise? What about the TV, the radio, the dishwasher, the washing machine, the dryer, the vacuum cleaner, the blender, the toaster, the microwave, the oven, the stove, the air conditioner, the heater, the fan, the computer, the printer, the scanner, the fax machine, the telephone, the cell phone, the alarm clock, the doorbell, the dog, the cat, the bird, the fish, the guinea pig, the hamster, the rat, the mouse, the lizard, the snake, the turtle, the frog, the toad, the salamander, the newt, the axolotl, the iguana, the chameleon, the gecko, the bearded dragon, the corn snake, the ball python, the Burmese python, the reticulated python, the green tree python, the white-lipped python, the black-headed python, the black python, the rock python, the anaconda, the boa constrictor, the king cobra, the green mamba, the black mamba, the gaboon viper, the rattlesnake, the copperhead, the cottonmouth,